How about the fool that crossed in the crosswalk, against the light? (yes, the cagers ALMOST got him... maybe next time)
Took me a whole 30 seconds after the light turned green (and I waited for that one LAST cager to go flying through a solid red light at 20 mph over the speed limit!) to catch and blow past him.
Oh... did I mention I was wearing steel toe work boots, dress slacks, long sleeve shirt, and carrying my laptop and everything else I normally commute with?
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