Originally Posted by No_Minkah
for rilla, if you're fast, you should race him. Just roll up and be like "I'll race you to your mom's house. I'm gonna show her what a silly bike hipster you are, and then I'm gonna show her something else."
and hope he doesn't have a frame pump. then again if he mocks you for running a brake, chances are he hasn't got a pump handy, so let fly with the yo momma jokes, just stay out of U-lock range.