i truly think and hope that you are just being sarcastic.

some -insert un-allowed bf term here- threw a glass bottle at me a couple of weeks ago.
a week or less after some -insert same term or think of a new one here- shot at me with one of those high powered water gun things.
laugh if ya want. not so funny. i called the police. both times.
their response was that although they repsected the fact that these were unacceptable harrassment sort of behaviour, they had neither the time, nor staff, to deal with such.

good thing it wasn't a gun.
there's gangsters shootin' each other down the street that they have to deal with, fer cryin' out loud.

oh yeah, i was on my mtn bike one of those times.