Hey guys, I realize this is kinda random, but since we've got all the pdx'ers congregating in this thread, I'll throw it out there.

I got into work today and had an email from my dad telling me that my mom's bike was stolen yesterday afternoon from their locked rack in the Loyd Center parking lot. Apparently the thief is a ****ing moron because he left my dad's 3000 dollar Specialized Roubaix sitting on the rack but took my mom's somewhat crappy (but dear to her) Specialized Sequoia comfort road bike. Her bike is silver, size med. I believe and a 2005 model I think. It'll have a River City Bicycles sticker on it because we bought it there. The most important thing is that I replaced the saddle with one of the fiendishly ugly faux leopard fur trimmed Bianchi ones since my mom has a leopard fetish.

Anyways, if the thief is dumb enough to leave a 3k bike in favor of one that costs less than 800 he may be dumb enough to leave the ugly saddle on it. If you see the bike anywhere, I would ask you to lock it up and immediatley call my cell number which is 503-467-6919. Many beers will rain from the sky for your efforts.

Thanks in advance. I am so ****ing steamed right now. We bought this bike for my mom so that the whole family could get into riding and she is really really down now. She was becoming quite the bike fanatic. If you see the guy/ girl who took it, please don't do anything rash on my account. I'll be more than happy to do all the rash **** needed up to and including curb stomping the ****ing piece of **** who pulled this.