He'll have stiff competition from me. Just an endless stream of expletives as the bridge is long, smacking the back of tourists heads, kicking children and spitting on their mothers.

Seriously, that's a matter of the past. I take the Manhattan Bridge during peak times, though I find those seams every 15 feet or so pretty unnerving after awhile (especially when on my twitchy Litespeed), but far less so than dealing with the dumbstruck, clueless and the the idiotic found on the BB.