I had one "Joe" who would just lose it if I passed him. He would kill himself to ride my wheel. I thought he was going to drop dead at every light. He would pull up next to me with his mouth wide open and his eyes jumping out of his skull. The light would change and he would kill himself to keep my pace (MAYBE 18mph). I was cool with this cat till he hit my rear wheel almost causing me to eat sh*&. When I told him not to pace me so close, he told me to drop him. I sprinted ahead, turned around, sprinted past him, turned around... I did this for like five blocks. When he saw that I could sprint away from him and then come back and do it again WHILE he was riding his @ss off... he got the picture.

I'm not proud that I spanked some fool on a Trek hybird. That part was easy. I'm happy I taught an @ss a lesson.