Juvi Dearest,

Since you obviously have time for so much dribble (or is it drivel?), would you kindly step up in the event that the barista is over thrown in a coup (bloodless of course)?

I'd wouldn't trade bacon from a pig for those dregs; And I'm a vegetarian!
(203557)



P.S.
Dance a shim sham shimmy in your cleats while changing out of your chamois in the ADA complient toilet stall, and you shall know me.

P.P.S
Signal when ready.