economically, (with sarcasm)

1. We ****n BF nerds are driving up the cost of track bikes & fixed gear parts so that messengers can't afford them anymore!

2. We S***n BF nerds can keep our race entry fees. they don't want to be soiled by our stickn money. Race organizers will no longer be accepting entries from non-messengers. GO AWAY ITS A PRIVATE PARTY AND YOU ARE NOT INVITED.

3. The term "alley cat" will be patented, any non-messenger organizing such an event will get their butts suited. This is a serious threat, messengers visit law firms everyday day, so they have connections!