Unfortunately, I have the most anti-climactic update of them all.

It was a good friend of mine messing with me. I saw him pull up at 6pm laughing hysterically as he let his dog out the car, who has the same name as the "woman" I had been receiving emails from.

On a lighter note, I do have a picture of my roommate kissing said b!tch

All who voted option 3, congrats.

NOW SOMEONE BUY MY DAMN FRAME!