I know you put a smiley there, but don't even go there, threatening the life of someone is a good way to get in deep doo-doo. No bicycle is worth that.

Your joke wasn't even particularly funny to me, but maybe i'm a stick in the mud. Oh, and I don't even particularly like kids, so its not a "who will think of the children" kinda thing either.

peas,

Jester