Oh man I am so glad I found this thread haha this topic has been on my mind all day. I started commuting to work a week ago and I have been loving it and have been incident free until today. I had a group of girls swerve from the opposite lane into my lane to act like they were going to hit me! Of course I couldn't think of why someone would try to do that so all they got was a blank stare on my part and when I realized what happened I debated flipping around and going after them but they were doing like 60 (in a 45) and the next stoplight was miles away which is a good thing because I don't think "pretending to hit me" would justify me popping all four of their tires (I later got satisfaction from the image of them just staring stupid while their accord sank a couple of inches to the ground and me not making a single comment, jumping back on my bike, and continuing my commute hahahaha). I like the assault by water bottle idea though I think I'm gonna carry an extra water bottle packed with ammunition for the next piece of trash that decides to mess with me.