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Old 06-23-06 | 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
The sound of clicking beers as you ride past the police is a heat score.
Sounds like my ride down to CV last night (in the middle of 8 bike cops). I totally got busted for blowing a red light though.. the cop said "you're lucky I'm on my way home." Whelp! That would have truly sucked. He seemed nice enough though... I turned down Beverly from College to try and escape, not realizing that they were headed to the cop shop on Dundas (I was picturing the one on College). d'oh! I turned around and said "are you guys following me?" in a ******** voice, and he goes "that depends... do you have beer at home?"

I figured I wouldn't mention that I had several on my person that I planned on drinking in a park.
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