Seriously, the only roadie women I ever see have been exposed to too much sun and wind. Leathery, weather beaten skin. Most look like they play for the other team too (nothing wrong with it but I'm just into that sort of stuff). I admit I'm no Brad Pitt but I'm just sayin' there's no eye candy where I ride.

Some hardcore roadies here may say I should be focusing on the ride and not be concerned about the scenery. I say screw that! I need the extra motivation!