I think you're asking for WAY too much, and frankly, i think if you ask for all that they'll tell you to take a running jump.
You want to upgrade tires, pedals, and swap out the entire drivetrain....all while asking them to knock $265 off? Or you want juicy 5's, upgrade all of the above, plus throwing in a pump and tire levers, for the MSRP of the bike. Again, i think they'll tell you to go jump off a bridge.
Dont forget to ask for a cage and water bottle while you're at it