I'd buy her bike and become president of her fan club. Maybe then I could ask her why a few days after the removal of tumours from his brain "two doctors, wearing white coats and name tags, walked into the hospital room" and asked LA if he ever used any performance-enhancing drugs. Seems a dollar short and a day late for asking such questions.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=5509378