I'm a computer guy -- back-end administration and development stuff, promoted out of front-end support years ago -- and I almost have an AA degree, nearly got my MCDBA, bought RHCE study guides, and started coursework to be a Chiropractors Assistant (CA).

That said, I am an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church (for fun and profit) and I did purchase the "Ministry in a Box" which includes an honorary Doctorate of Divinity (DD) degree. Technically, I am a doctor.