An archbishop in the UK said recently that Christianity is dead in the UK.

Bearing this in mind, a red cross on white background will no longer be relevant for the next Crusade.

So when we march on the Holy Lands in the continuation of this unending war, our battle banner will be the Nike Swoosh.

We won't offer the infidel the choice of baptism or death, instead let them choose to eat a big mac and have the sign of the swoosh marked on their foreheads with starbucks coffee.

Stew