I'm riding the roadie to work this week, as I managed to strip the threads of the axle on my fixie. I thought I could be clever and cannabalize an axle from an old hub I had in the spare parts bin. Didn't work so I need to stop at the LBS on the way home.

Spoke to two other riders this morning. The first was a jackass wrong-way rider: "Right side, idiot!" The second was a young woman locking up her retro-cruiser bike at the parking garage rack: "Nice bike!"

So I guess they even out.