My constituents demand to know where the said candidate stands on these issues:

1) use of high-to-extreme-output blinkies. From your use of a mere Cateye TL-LD500RC, and no permanent headlight (?) they're concerned you may be soft on the visibility plank.

2) frequent consumption of pizza

3) will they need to shave their legs? because The Voices don't have legs


That is all.