i don't see the topic that talks about bike lovin'.
i was just saying...that riding that bike is better than sex.
a few nights ago i went for a 3-speed cruise around the city with a friend. i borrowed my GF's dumpstered 3-speed, and we cruised for a bit. then i decided to come home and switch bikes. cause that bike is TWEAKED. so i hopped on that yellow monster and i said to my female companion as we rode down a darkened street "wow! this bike is like...i can't describe it...it's like..."
"yeah, it's really excellent," she said (i let her take a few laps in a parking lot earlier).
"IT'S LIKE SEX!!" i exclaimed.
she said: "uhm...yeah...i guess it is, it's really nice."
then i giggled and i think i weirded her out.