I now own over 12 bikes and don't pay attention to my wifes comments.
LOL! Sounds like my house.
BTW, I lost enough weight pedaling my collection of old bikes that my wife became concerned about the size of her caboose. She asked me to look for a more "comfortable" ride for her (she had a delightful cro-mo traveller). It was a pleasure hunting up a new ride. She's so delighted with the like-new Bridgestone XO5 I picked up for 10 bucks that she's pointing out garage sales when we're out.