hahahaha... Ontario Highway Traffic Act:
No person shall buy, sell, wreck or otherwise deal with any motor vehicle or bicycle or a trailer that has a gross weight exceeding 1,360 kilograms where the manufacturer’s vehicle identification number or similar identifying mark has been obliterated or defaced or is not readily recognizable. R.S.O. 1990, c. H.8, s. 60 (2).
Looks like I'm in trouble for filing the serial number off my ten foot tall solid stone bicycle