Originally Posted by I-Like-To-Bike
You are an even bigger fool than I originally thought. You hit another cyclist and ran. Period. Fool! You are the the dangerous perpatrator of hit and run, the other cyclist the victim of your deliberate actions to hit AND run.
Hijack? Fool! You paint yourself as an aggressive jerk deliberatly causing a collision and then boasting about it, expecting to be showered with praise for cloddish behavior; and no surprise, some other cycling fools on BF deliver to your satisfaction.
The cause of the accident is irrelevant; you've got your story, the other guy no doubt has his. You don't know poo whether the other guy was alright or not, you are guessing and didn't hang around to find out if your impression was correct, nor did you report your own actions (HIT and RUN) to the police or any other proper authority but to BF expecting to bask in a warm glow of praise from similar fools.
Hijack? Bull!
You just have to be kidding. Do you even ride a bike? I'm sure the night shift cops in Tucson are just kicking back, watching Mayberry reruns, waiting for this conversation:
Cyclist: "I just bumped into another guy and we both fell over!"
Cop: "Great Scott! Are you all right! How's the other guy!?"
Cyclist: "we're both OK."
How could this end but thusly:
Cop: "Get outta here before I shoot you myself."