Originally Posted by redden
Today I rode to work and back wearing the headphones. The carnage was incredible, the broken bodies left in my wake, buses crashed, semis jack knifed, cars in flames, countless other cyclists left dead and broken. The police, fire and paramedics said they have not seen this much destruction since the riots and northridge quake. Can't believe it didn't make the news. BTW I was killed but some great trauma doc at UCLA was able to bring me back to life. Icredible the damage a 150 lb old fart on 20 lbs of bicycle can do!! Can't wait to do it again tomorrow.
My day was worse, after my turtle saw me wearing headphones, it got hysterical, took off and swam to the Galápagos Islands where it could safely evolve IAW Darwin's theories.