Originally posted by 165-48:17
Get a small metal pan. Put 1/2 bottle of inexpensive whiskey in the pan - set aside, but you will need this later so keep it handy. Get two sections of pipe and attach them to the whips with Duct tape (as per don d's post) and lay them next to the pan. Set the bike up for fixing (ie-place in stand). Drink whiskey from pan FAST. Become instantly stronger and at the same, the world's best bike mechanic. Problem solved.
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