What I learned from the movie:

Don't build spherical prison cells
Giant sea creatures only attack ships and not people floating in the water
Falling from a great height won't kill you as long as you fall through something on the way down

On an unlrelated note, I expressed an availability for the pillage this Wednesday. However, as usual I did so without complete knowlege of my calendar and as a result I remembered not to many minutes ago that DC United plays Celtic this coming Wednesday. So, I will not be able to pillage.