I didn't mean no harm, fellas. Really. I thought you - well - you would see how I didn't die and all. I mean, it was my first real big fall and I didn't cry. Just like a big boy.

I just wanted to feel like one of the gang. Just wanted to fit in. Honest. C'mon don't kick me out. I won't do it again. Promise. On my aunt Helda's grave. No more wreck posts. No more.

I'll go out right now on my bike and slam face first into the pavement and you'll see. No pictures. No posts. Nothing. I swear it.

Just don't kick me out. I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to g... I got nothin' else.


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:applaud:


Thank you. Thank you. And may the rest of you evening here at the Candlelight Pavilion's Dinner Theater be most enjoyable.