Wow! All this medication talk is mighty serious! I ride wearing an insulin pump. Does that qualify?

We were riding with a friend last week. She tried to dismount whilst still moving! She fell hard and though her boobs took most of the brunt she had glorious hamburgers on her kneecaps. She felt the boobs most. I offered her a hand up, and then my wife sent me a discrete distance away so that they could check the boobs!