Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson
Dear Lord! This is the 21st century, why are you troglodytes carrying hankies with you on a bicycle? What possible eventuality could you hope to prevent from such a heinous act? I, for one, am glad I live in the UK where boogers are a thing of ancient history.
Called bogies here. I think.
The word to use in polite company is 'snot'.