haha, If I were your friend at ATI I'd tell anyone who bothered me about who I did what for to **** themselves

But really on topic, pinch flats are entirely avoidable, just gotta seat right. A tight bead isn't such a bad thing, I've noticed an unscientific, entirely my own experience corollary between sidewall strength and ease of removal, replace. I'd value a strong sidewall and the know-how to get the tire on & off over ease of use, loose bead.