Originally Posted by eyefloater
Damnit, I just realized my favourite pair of shorts has worn through in the ass. I have no idea how long I've been wandering around like this, but there's total right ass cheek blingage going on.
Well, if those are the shorts you had on 2 weeks ago, then it happened in the last two weeks because I would have complained if I'd seen your pasty ass in my face when I was drafting you down that long downhill.