Originally Posted by JohnBrooking
The moose was okay too, since he was not hit. (Although I hear that our co-worker was entertaining thoughts of shooting it with the officers' gun if she saw it again.)
But it got me wondering - what would happen if a bicycle ran into a moose? Has it ever happened? Perhaps cyclists, being slower than cars, have enough reaction time and enough maneuverability to be able to avoid it in almost all cases. But if you did run into one, would it be serious? I would worry mostly about getting trampled underfoot. Anyone have any moose stories?
Whatever you do,
don't give the moose a cookie.
If you give a moose a cookie, that story would have legs.
Originally Posted by Falkon
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
Hey, now. You're just begging to get sacked.