Originally Posted by jp173

[She] went by so close that I felt my pedal scraping his paint (ummm, actually, her paint). I got the license plate number with the intention of contacting my friend the policeman who calls these people and sends letters to their insurance companies.

...And what is that in my hand, but my trusty little swiss army knife. And what is that in my other hand, but the valve stems from her two right-side tires.

Gosh but there's a lot of air in a Ford Taurus tire.