Originally Posted by CrosseyedCrickt
I could totally salvage that bike and have it looking new again.
Of course I have access to a TIG welder, sand blaster, laser, press, bending dept, e-coating system, etc..
I love working in a machine shop
I vote for turning it into a bad weather single spead beater myself.
I'd say rent a asphalt roller (like Hal in Malcolm in the Middle) and have fun squishing it. Then hang it on your wall as an object d'art