Lmao for some reason(call me crazy) im getting the feeling that those two are the same person. I think its the dead roman trying to have fun... if not this is just amazingly hilarious. Lol, on the other hand it cant be made up, I mean Bob is such a rare name and people wouldnt just use it if they couldnt come up with anything better. What buffles me is that Bob only allows him to wear white shorts... man WHY settle for white, if you have that sort of command over the guy he could make him not wear shorts at all. Oh wait... that would be sorta gay, sorry... I must have something wrong with my head.