Check this out:
http://www.thedonutride.com/
STAY AT THE BACK REGARDLESS OF HOW FIT YOU ARE. WATCH LISTEN AND LEARN. There are many elite riders here.
5. If you’re a tri-athlete great, leave the bars off your bike. If there (sic) on, GET TO THE BACK.
Wow can't even ride with handlebars!??
11. If your (sic) serious, about riding, get rid of the poodle legs, and go on a date with Mr. Gillette.
Funniest **** i've read in a while.