I gotta go with Botto on this one.
I'm less of a roadie snob and more of a grammar/punctuation/readability snob.
But now that Botto put the paragraphs in, I made it through the whole text, and I can now respond.
Why worry about what other people think about you? So they called you a roadie girl with shaved legs and tight shorts. Let it go. Don't you realize that they're "PROJECTING" their own insecurities onto you?
They probably tried riding on the road, couldn't hack it, and are now bitter about it. It happens. That's why they invented other types of bikes.