This line is too funny "Armstrong didn't have to throw, catch, run, jump, dive, tackle, dribble a ball or hit a 92-mph slider. "

Jump? catch? So i see now, to be a pro athlete you have to be an idiot. You have to jump or catch or run. So everyone on the playground is an athlete. I see. They should pay these people who get paid to run and jump and catch in shiny nickels.