There is this thing called your hand. You use it to beat the shiv out of your smartass son until he knows you are the man. He will never question you again. Also, in three years(around 5-7, so he can remember things), make sure he sees your penis and he will always swear you have the biggest one in the history of man kind. Let your son know who the man is. Beat him young and he'll never question you. Damn kids these days, some nerve.




Wow, please don't take any of this seriously. Its deadweek at work, we arent publishing a magazine, so there isnt much to do and this is my form of entertainment.