Nice, rando.
Two fun things have happened to me recently. Yesterday, I was taking my "short cut" (not really shorter, but nicer) through a private road belonging to a golf club, and saw all these golf carts crossing the road to get from one hole to the next. There was even a guy directing them, and this was 8 in the morning! When I rode past, I said "Looks like a golf cart parade!". He chuckled and said that actually, it was a big tournament.
Twice in the last month, the little road behind the shopping center at the end of my ride has been completely blocked by a trailer across the road, backed up to unload at the back door of one of the stores. Since it was not even running, I simply dismounted and ducked underneath, feeling a bit superior at having gotten away with some small cheat!