Originally Posted by centexwoody

+ 1 rule: ride must be the equivalent of 15 miles to earn PIE

THEREFORE:

jppe can earn his pie AFTER his 2nd hardest ride of the year

Monobarracho can earn his pie from the trainer riding = 15 miles

DeeGee can earn his pie without having to carry his bike lock & slow him down in the 15 miles

cruzMOK can earn his pie while imagining himself riding 15 miles & pressing on the painful spot in the back of his leg

Will Dehne has a 200-mile radius in which to earn his pie

Webb Diego can earn his pie by protecting the rest of us from the mean streets

Dnvr can earn his pie by riding 15 miles & singing all 4 parts of hymns in SPEBQ-style

PastorBob can earn his pie by preaching the sermon of his life based around the moral lessons associated with earning the right to eat blueberry pie

Need I go on?