No, Aaron. They walk their bikes like poodles so they can match it to their bag.

WE ALL KNOW THE IDIOTS THAT JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON.

They are ripping on non-athletes, actually anti-athletes, that will co-op any trend for the sake of "steet cred".

See: The Clipse, Mr. Me Too.

If you were riding bikes before you got fixed, and continue to vary your cycling enthusiasm outside of the fixed hub, then you are exempt, and don't get a rise out of this stuff.

If you truly are a hipster, and youtube is your girlfriend, then carry on. You make me laugh when I see you at the pub. And that's a good thing. It really is.

P.S. Kozik is the man.