I rode from my work to the gym at 0020(12:20AM) this morning.
Worked out for my usual two and a half hours and rode home from there.
As I come down my street, I hear these weird "popping" noises.
As I come near a corner, a minivan sort of squeals around and slows down.
She waits for me to go by and then throws a newspaper into a driveway.
I get 700 feet from my house and the same action occurs with a rival newspaper delivery.
If I was one of those unfortunate ones that try to "stealth it", I would've had 10 lbs of "Good Reading" for breakfast.