Originally Posted by Ant
LMAO, funniest post ever!

Sadly, Im not kidding. When I lived in Dallas, I ate so much Chipotle that the people behind the counter knew what I wanted before I ordered it.. easily 4 days a week for a couple of years. I was absolutely addicted to the stuff.
Then I moved to NC and the closest Chipotle was in Richmond, VA which is ~150-170 miles. So for 2 years, I think I ate Chipotle maybe twice.. once when I was in Tampa for the Bill Jackson Pinellas Trail Skate and once when I went to Atlanta to get molded for custom skate boots. They've just opened one up here but it's clear across town so I only eat there about once a week.
Anyone who can eat a Chipotle burrito before a long ride, especially with the hot salsa on it is braver than I. Their hot salsa is like Liquid Plumber for your colon.