hahaha! Speaking of water and crap...
A few weeks ago one of the toilets in the men's room here at work on the 8th floor broke and flooded both the bathroom as well as part of our office and also ran down the walls of the offices directly underneath us. Luckily it was clean water and not one of the times when the guy from one of the other companies on our floor takes a dump and always seems to clog the toilet, resulting in crappy water everywhere!