Same here....
"I want the steak well done, but not burned"
"I want the steak well done, but juicy"
"Is your tea sweet?"
" We'll just have water and an appetizer. We haven't seen each other in three years and we need to catch up"
"We'll split a burger and a dessert"
"Do you take checks?"
" I'd like half coke and half diet coke with a slice of lime"
" We're on a first date"
And the table you know you are going to hate when you see them, the ones that leave everyone a bad tip every time no matter what.....