Originally Posted by kf5nd
Helmet Head suggested motor oil, because he wants to always think that he's a motor car.
Yup, if ya wanna be VC ya gotta use motor oil. You can get away with the regular stuff, but to be an uber-vehicular cyclist you should use the latest synthentic oils. Don't forget your personalized license plate too!
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