Originally Posted by Digital Gee
What are your favorite signature lines on BFN? There are quite a few that get me to chuckle or even get me to think, but here's my personal all time favorite:
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard, by stonecrd. I just crack up every time I read it!

I've seen a corrollary to that one somewhere: Someone shoulda put more chlorine in his gene pool.
There are so many good ones that I rotate mine--all other peoples' words. Among my favorites:
You only live once but if you do it right, once is enough. -Mae West
A point of view can be a dangerous luxury when substituted for insight and understanding. -Marshall McLuhan
A comprehended god is no god. -John Chrysostom
Until we are all free, we are none of us free. -Emma Lazarus
Those are my principles and if you don't like them ...well, I have others. -Groucho Marx (or was it Karl?)