Same way you justify having kids that bring you stress, heartache, money troubles, and heart failure. My bike corrects those ailments.

Let's face it.................we have kids because we think we must carry on the family name. I will be dead someday and could not give a rats a$$ about my name. They wet their bed, set the yard on fire, eat you out of house, have to go to the doctor, wreck the car, get a girl pregnant, or get pregnant and bring another rug rat into your house!

I'll quit now for all those wanting or considering having kids.