Wish that was me

Wife is at home on maternity so I'm commuting again. Here I am bottom up, PI shoes with built in reflectors on heals, reflective bands around ankles and reflective stripes on tights. Blinky on seat post blazing away, reflective tape on saddle bag and a bright orange vest with yellow reflective stripes wrapped around my backpack.

Some chick driving a small SUV with N.H. Plates came from behind and Buzzed me up against a parked box truck. I was so pissed before knew I smacked the back of her truck. She looked startled as she turned and looked at me with a cell phone to her head. She invited me to pull over, I was more than happy to as I gave her a mouth full. She initially denied she was talking on the phone, then said she was talking to her friend who she en route to pick up . I think I'm too short fused to begin commuting again.